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    Apartment] glass of wine.[A9: Inside Jeff's Apartment]You are waved towards Darth Maul who is drinking straight from the bottle. You quickly try to remember if your midichlorian count is high enough to even attempt this endeavor when A BEAR KNOCKS DOWN JEFF'S FRONT DOOR AND BARGES INTO HIS APARTMENT

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    In your apartment. ... Your apartment.Which drawer you keep your silverware inHow clean your bathroom isDo I turn left or right to get to the subway from your apartmentHow do I work these remotes?

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    You think you'd like to be a character in the shallow, vapid story that is my life. A character I could never do justice. You are intelligent, attractive, & love having sex & conversations with incredibly mediocre people. You are amazing, & monogamous, but have really low...

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    Collecting is a species of insatiable desire, a Don Juanism of objects in which each new find arouses a new mental tumescence, and generates the added pleasure of scorekeeping, of enumeration... The list itself is a collection, a sublimated collection. One does not actually have to...

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    42 / M / Straight / Worth, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The Friend Zone Episode 3: The Bad Dog Owner Rod Serling: Witness Mr. Michael Hempen, a charter member in the fraternity of rejection; a loser whose passion is trying to make sex on women above his vaginal clearance level. Unable to settle, unable to swallow the bitter pill of dating...

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