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    jackslaochild

    31 / M / Bisexual / Milwaukee, Wisconsin Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    All I really want to do is, baby, be friends with you. No, and I ain't lookin' to fight with you. Frighten you or tighten you. Drag you down or drain you down. Chain you down or bring you down. All I really want to do is, baby, be friends with you.

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    gberg22

    39 / M / Straight / Brooklyn, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Babysittin' these guys.

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    Cain_prophet

    38 / M / Straight / Madison, Wisconsin Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    -I was attacked by little baby squirrels. I'm walking home from work. The sun is shining, nice breeze, you know spring. Walking down Blount and I see these two little tiny baby squirrels

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    Shariffe

    51 / M / Straight / Washington, North Carolina Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    ........... Confessions of a time traveler, " Hard working Doctor ....seeking well balanced woman for long term .. This is how the old personals once read...on the last page of the newspapers..... On those picture-less ads the old pitiful ,...

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test

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    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

  • The Baby Eating Potential Test

    The Baby Eating Potential Test

    by NOLA_poet

    You know you wanna. Just sitting there all wobbly and vulnerable...and scrumptious. Go ahead...eat the baby.

  • The what Monkey are you Test

    The what Monkey are you Test

    by Kareen

    It is the Monkey Test where we get to find out what kind of monkey you might be!! This will not test to see if you are a chimp, or a gorilla. This is ...

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    The are you perfect Test

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    Hello, are you perfect? Some of you reading this actually believing that you're the shit. Well, you're not; instead your conceded. To be perfect, yo...

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    The Really Hard Random Lyrics Test

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    Think you know music? I don't mean which band won the Grammy for best song in 2001, or which lead guitarist died in a certain year - how good is your...

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