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    39 / M / Straight / Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    off the bartender, and tells the bartender to follow ... asks the bartender, "got any duck food?"Sentient waterfowl aside, the bartender just shakes his head and says, "nope".The duck leaves.The next evening, the duck comes back and asks the bartender, "got any duck food?"Again, the bartender shakes

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    27 / M / Straight / College Park, Maryland Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    the BARTENDER. KURT is studying the menu. GIRL has already flagged the BARTENDER down.)KURT: So many choices. What are you getting?GIRL: (To BARTENDER) Yeah, double vodka soda. No fruit.BARTENDER: (To KURT) Can I get you anything?KURT: Uh, so, like, umm, what's cheap?BARTENDER: PBR ... the BARTENDER for

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    35 / M / Straight / Washington, District of Columbia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The bartender says "what'll you ... " Bartender says "ha, here's one for you." The man finishes the beer and the bartender asks what he wants. "I'll have another beer, and one for my talking dog." Bartender: "Very funny. Here's one for you." After the man finishes it, the bartender comes back.

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