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    off the bartender, and tells the bartender to follow ... asks the bartender, "got any duck food?"Sentient waterfowl aside, the bartender just shakes his head and says, "nope".The duck leaves.The next evening, the duck comes back and asks the bartender, "got any duck food?"Again, the bartender shakes

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    the BARTENDER. KURT is studying the menu. GIRL has already flagged the BARTENDER down.)KURT: So many choices. What are you getting?GIRL: (To BARTENDER) Yeah, double vodka soda. No fruit.BARTENDER: (To KURT) Can I get you anything?KURT: Uh, so, like, umm, what's cheap?BARTENDER: PBR ... the BARTENDER for

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    The bartender says "hey, why the long face?"A dyslexic man walked into a braA priest, a rabbi and a baptist minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "is this a joke?

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