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    shoelacer

    29 / F / Gay / Recife, Brazil Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The bloody cops are bloody keen/Bloody keep it bloody clean/The bloody chief's a bloody swine/Bloody draws the bloody line/The bloody fun and bloody games/The bloody kids he bloody blames/The bloody weed is bloody turf/The bloody speed is bloody surf/The bloody train is bloody late/Yer bloody wait

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    pihtx

    100 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm taller than the average guy (6'4"); that I have all of my hair (and it's naturally the color that it is - no Lady Clairol for me); that I'm shy but not bashful; that I'm well-spoken, well-read and just well ---- well; that I'm okay with...

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    doofus_butt

    62 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    -reaching things on the top shelf of life - holding your hair back as you worship at the porcelain bowl after a night of wild debauchery - bailing your ass out of jail, but ONLY for minor offenses like dancing naked on the grass of life - making you laugh...

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