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    31 / M / Straight / Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “It’s better than yours” d*mn right, it’s better than yours I could teach you, but I’d have to charge Literal: My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many...

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    25 / F / Bisexual / Channahon, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    1.)You are not creepy. 2.)You know me. 3.)You would like to know me, or more about me. 4.)Or live in my area. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF: 1.)You are over 30 and just looking for a hot date. 2.)Are interested in sex alone. I am engaged and don't play that game.

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    41 / F / Straight / Diamond Bar, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    ~i have a dream...a coconut dream :) ~i'm still a karaoke virgin ~i've done things i'm not proud to admit (those were not my finest hours)...but then again, haven't we all?...but i do not intend to repeat those things...i have learned what great pain and devastation can...

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    maybe You're very beautiful but if you're real. Women write to me and so far all proved false just pictures but no women behind them.I write with women who speak to me what, but Actually they do not exist. Then do not have a camera phone. And at one point I say that they need...

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    Guitar, accents, impressions, romance, offensive humor (I have the same sense of humor as Louis C.K. He's my spirit animal). One of my good covers;

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