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I'm trying to become an expert in the use of statistics and
mathematical models to develop engineering techniques that can
improve risk management ... Computer Programming , data analysis , and statistics .
Working with computers . I have a very technical job in which I am
an expert .
I'm finishing up my computer engineering
degree. It's sort of like a combination of computer science and
electrical ... front to back on expert, but that just made me look like a
complete showoff to my friends, and I wasn't as "totally into" the
game as the few expert-level strangers I ran across.
a computer in our house. I learned to type on the computer
when I was elementary school age. Ever since my first encounter
with computer ... expert
searchers online, but I'd stick with my earlier statement that I'm
really good at finding stuff online.And another thing: I'm also a
self-professed expert
Quizzes (31)
by
OK, this is the Simpsons Expert test, if you havent taken the SIMPSONS test i would suggest thst you do that first. This is for people who scored Fan... ...
by Scorpio83
This is a test that will determine how experienced your are with computers.
It contains questions about various hardware, software and operating sys... ...
by
Seeing a computer "expert" test testing more if you know how to move the mouse pointer or not, I thought it could be fun with a real such test..
Ch... ...
by harpoleers2
Stuck in a deadend job? Unemployed or underemployed? Have I got the test for you. Not only will I tell you what your new career should be, but you'... ...
by Ecchi_kitty
Ever woundered what your class and level would be in real life? ...
Journal Posts (210)
by mklsoccer
"The Expert":
Userus expertia "The Expert" user is the curse of most IT support
establishments. Experts try out something they heard about from
"the bloke in the pub," an unqualified expert on everything who
offers advice to anyone who will listen. Experts usually make ... make their computers work.
by Just_Smile
Tuesday that a
laptop computer taken from the home of a British man accused of
killing his wife and 9-month-old daughter was used to search online
for ''how to kill with a knife'' huh.gif four days before the
slayings. Medford police Detective Lawrence James, a computer
expert, said the Google
by msbitterwisdom
The
computer industry. K r o n o s KRONOS (KROW nos) Superiority: the
highest quality attainable; the ultimate in authority; standard of
excellence; undisputed expert.
by DanDesignation
and fair use, Mac OS, computers in general,
you get the idea..it's always the same line... "I need your
expertise..." Well, 95% of the time, (and as we know, outlandish
percentages are the hallmark of experts; percentages that are just
pulled out of the air when the expert really has no actual idea
by sharper00
...to see the problem here:Yes my precious laptop is ill and looks
like it'll...have to go off to the countryside to recover and then
play merrily in the fields all day long. It doesn't even speak
English anymore:It won't even boot except in safe mode with a
crappy resolution and colour depth. Even...
Journal Comments (43)
Comment by LifesZamazing
Here is my
expert opinion, based on over 20 years of experience in the
field:Print out these instructions as soon as possible, then
immediately unplug the computer to prevent further data
loss/corruption.Wrap the computer thoroughly and completely in duct
tape.
Comment by Stevie217
You are the computer expert, but I am still suspicious. I
am the fire expert, and it seems I would know about using kerosene
to start an IM.
Comment by naughtySteve
My next-door neighbor is a female scientist from Turkey (computer
science). ... As I understand it (not that I'm an
expert or anything), being a second, third, or fourth wife is lower
in status than a first wife, unless the
Forum Comments (61)
Comment by
my face wasn't convenientI have heard from an
internet security expert that it is quite a problem. ... in the habit of a monthly
reformat, you have multiple viruses on your computer (unless the
computer had no internet access, and you don't move anything
between it, and a computer with internet access).
Comment by
A geek is a subject-matter expert, so one often sees
"computer geeks" who have a degree in computer science or
engineering or similar.
Comment by scottyamazing
asked to act as
an "expert reviewer" on the IPCC's last two reports, he was
"astonished to find that not one of their 22 contributing authors
on sea levels was a sea level specialist: not one". Yet the results
of all this "deliberate ignorance" and reliance on rigged computer
models have become the
Comment by trish6912
I don’t know how he made it look
like he did, but then he IS some sort of computer expert and I’m
certainly not.
Comment by BJsWholesaleClub
do the computer
works perfectly. If I use a computer in a library in a college that
I am not a student in, the computer will tell me I can't use it
because I must enter a student ID number and password. I then hack
into the computer. after this anything I do on that computer is ... already an expert!