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Coming up with corny jokes and one-liners.
all my cheesy , corny , absolutely hilarious jokes and puns . Well, I think they're hilarious!In all honestly people who dont laugh at any of my jokes, make me nervous. (Please note that this is TOTALLY TRUE! I'm not joking at this point. People who don't laugh at ANY of my jokes make me EXTREMELY
It can go from dry to corny to absurd to philosophical in one sitting. It's wicked random . (p.s. You're not allowed to call out my jokes on being lame unless you've got one to return with.
some corny joke. If that doesn't work (it often does), I can always fall back on my cultural heritage (thanks to comedians like Jon Stewart & Larry David) of self deprecating humor. This tactic is almost always successful. Are people trying to tell me something?When I'm not making corny jokes ,
The Joke and General Knowledge Test
G'day and welcome to Andy's Joke and General Knowledge Test. I'll be using some jokes and related questions, eventuating in a rating of how your sense... ...
The Could You Put Up With Me Test
So, I got bored and figured that the world needs a test to determine if people could put up with me or not. That's probably a poor way of putting it,... ...
The Everyone's A Bloody Critic Test
Do you know where all the best movie critics are? Yes, they can be found scribbling User Comments for the Internet Movie Database! Think you know m... ...
The Are you right for Albi Test
Hi There :) There seems to be a lot of these "Are you right for me" tests out there, but what the heck, I'm different :) I'll just ask some ques... ...
The Next Life Test
What will YOU be in your next life? Take this test to make sure you aren't going to suffer a horrible fate in your next life because you were an idiot... ...
Buddha jokes...warning bad/corny
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vender? "Make me one with
everything." What did the hot dog vender say when the Buddhist
asked for his change? "Change comes from within."
corny punk rock jokes
What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend? A: Squid Vicious. What do
you call a skinhead fish? A: An Oi-ster How many Punks does it take
to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Punks only screw in a puddle of
vomit What's a Street Punk's favorite seafood? A: Crust-acean How
do you get a one-armed Punk...
Corny Science Jokes
A small furry animal walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender
looks at him, says "Sorry, the occupancy is 6.03x10^23. We cannot
serve a mole."Q: What does a sperm do when he meets the egg of his
dreams ?A: He looses his head !Q: What is the difference between a
Quantum Theorist and a Beauty...
3rd failed attempt! Should I throw in the towel?
Conversation,
personality, and if she enjoys my corny jokes is what determines my
opinion of her.
Did you hear the one about Bobbybiggzz?
I mean, I literally read
his jokes with a straight face....and thats all he does- post corny
racist jokes...I could see if it were once in a while...but he
contributes nothing more than those corny jokes.
Tell the poster above you something about you they don't already know
I tend to think people who make corny jokes that aren't funny in
the first place in a serious thread are really just attempting to
compensate for a lack of any actual content in their livesjokes are
only jokes when they're funny.
is fucking cheating?
I TELL JOKES! Also for the record it's not cheating if you can play
"a corny motherfucker." as in:"Baby, did you cheat on me with
Marc?""It ain't nothing. That niggs one corny motherfucker.
If you want the truth...
If you want to drop some corny jokes, well, go ahead; it
won't bother me(Honestly, do it!
Where are all the good Christian conservative women at?
Now that we've had thirty jokes about them being else where, you
realize it's corny yet, or no?
