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for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are ... have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.A SWISS CORPORATIONYou have 5000 cows.

they do to cows in America ... but cows just don't make senseMandee138 (2:35:15 PM): they hire the meat hacker guysIch esse Frieden (2:35:23 PM): too big. Nobody has free range cows orIch esse Frieden (2:35:26 PM): well-taken careof cowsIch esse Frieden (2:35:29 PM): healthy cowsMandee138 (2:35:29

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows.

Working with cows. (Notice I like cows a bit:) This leads me to find ways to solve problems. ... CowsWorkReally good foodInternetSome one to loveCows

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The How Many Cows are you Worth Test

The How Many Cows are you Worth Test

by b42collins

Hi! And welcome to my How Many Cows are you Worth Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. haha- just kidding. ... ...

The Cows Are Coming!!!!!!!! Test

The Cows Are Coming!!!!!!!! Test

by kimenykricket

So, yeah, I wanted to make a test, and make a test I shall, hmm, what will I be testing? Well, you'll just have to take it to find out now won't you? ...

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The Cows Test

by Satansemo666

Hi! And welcome to my Cows Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS. ...

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The moo Test

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How cow-friendly are you? Do you like them, do you eat them, or are you one of them? Take this quiz and find out! ...

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The are you a science geek Test

by antonium

Hi! And welcome to my "Are you a science geek?" Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. For all intesive purpo... ...

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post modern definitions of religions/philosophies

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cows thing:FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milkPURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows ... cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows

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Cows pollute more than cars

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American cows are, pound for pound, even worse than "normal" cows. Indeed, they're less efficient in meat produced per grain required than "normal" cows as well. There's been a "mini-cow" trend in America lately, which turns out to be, in reality, just a trend to raising cows ... American cows.

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Saw it; liked it

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If you do not believe there are space-cows...do you believe there are not space-cows? ... those who do not believe in space-cows. I would say that I believe there to be no space-cows. If I thought there may be or may not be...I WOULD be agnostic about space-cows.

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The most ethical Congress in History........really?

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cows to produce the milk of four cows ... cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows

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Political Science for Dummies

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cows to produce the milk of four cows ... cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows

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Is being vegetarian worth it?

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cows don't just magically appear. They don't just "happen". In most cases, people manually inseminate female cows, and in others they purposefully allow male and female cows together to breed. Stop breeding cows, and there will no longer be an issue with all these "poor cows ... cows for the cows

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The face of Socialism

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Socialism: You have two cows. ... Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.Bureaucracy: You have two cows.

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In this thread I will cure you of atheism

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and cows have even rudimentary consciousness.There does exist, on the other hand, some pretty good evidence that you have never spent much time around pigs, chickens, or cows, and ... Cows, I don't know as much about cows ...  I've seen them, and I've known some people who have known cows

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