Profiles

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    dirtydogintex

    103 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    are my height , resonant voice preceding the ' gross ' deviations from the accepted etiquette / decorum / proprieties of polite society which have been known to magick ally, mysteriously occur in my presence .

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    CharlesMartel

    55 / M / Straight / Houston, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    (1) Ubiquitous air conditioning (don't think so? try Houston in summer), (2) high-speed Internet access, (3) the usual accoutrements of a "First World" standard of living (electricity, indoor plumbing, a working automobile, well-stocked supermarkets, efficacious...

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    bierbierbier

    26 / M / Bisexual / Berlin, Germany Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Oxygen, water, food, shelter - well, for me about the only artificial things one had to invent if they weren't already there are personal computers and the internet , everything else would probably sort itself out then ...

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    MissAshleyG

    25 / F / Bisexual / Brookings, Oregon Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Animals and especially cats although squirrels rock too. Animals are fascinating and they are nicer than most humans. Perfume. Our memories are most strongly connected to our sense of smell. I'm obsessed with scent... what can I say? Crunchy Cheetos are the shiznit. Orange fingers? Cheeto lovers...

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Tests

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    The animal house Test

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    the first(i think) animal house test on okcupid!! a test only for the real deltas. so "come on in. grab a brew; don't cost nothin"

  • The Are You Sufficently Corrupted? Test

    The Are You Sufficently Corrupted? Test

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    Well girls.... are you? Have you had enough fun to make your mother purse her lips, or faint entirly? A little or lot of 'how's your father' isn't any...

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    The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test

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    Oral sex skills aside, I think intelligent, communicative guys (and gals) are the sexiest. People that have an eclectic vocabulary and know how to use...

  • The Braveheart Test

    The Braveheart Test

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    Think you can fight side by side with the mysterious historical figure of William Wallace? Do you have the wits to match the courage? Find out.

  • The Can you name these authors? Test

    The Can you name these authors? Test

    by Diodati

    Time to see how many old books you've read. Simply name the author of the text from which the quotes are pulled.

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