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My cornerstones are smiling, TV, whimsy, Aerosmith, doing anything that might get me an awesome story, jigsaw puzzles, Britney Spears, bunnies, and somewhat secret major pet peeves. I'm always fifteen minutes early and I always have 5-18 tabs open in Chrome. Things I hate: powdered...
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Welcome to the Ethical Quandary test. This test will measure the criteria you use to justify your actions. Ethical Calculus must be done by hand, pl...
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