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and accomplished elephant trainer ('accomplished' in this sense means you've trained your own elephant army ('army' in this sense meaning at least five hundred male elephants)(I'm willing to show some leniance here: African OR Indian elephants both acceptable, ... I like to make jokes and ramble along

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The Absurd Math Humo(u)r Test

by MathDude

Hi! And welcome to my Absurd Math Humo(u)r Test, where you can find out if you have as much esoteric knowledge of random math jokes as I do... ...

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The Can You Make Me Pee My Pants Test

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Hi! And welcome to my Can You Make Me Pee My Pants Test. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you are a big fat baby! I love to Laugh.... ...

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But...but...but...

Comment by burntphoenix

Many jokes make their point by subjugating specific groups to idiocy, be they racial, polish, elephant, political party, blonde, etc.But the one thing that places racial jokes into a special category of its own is that many of us are still out here who grew up in a world where "whites only" was a

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Another day

Comment by ZestyDoubleZ

Speaking of elephant jokes... ever heard the one about the girl with elephant feet?

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lame joke thread aka two muffins were in an oven...

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A bunch of animal-themed jokes. I'll admit, none of these are mine:From "Hot Shots": What do you do when you have an elephant with three balls?Walk him and pitch to the rhino.Why did the cat fall off the fence?It was dead.What did the elephant say to the naked man?

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whats a good way to figure out what career you want

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Also, you'll learn bad math jokes, for instance... What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut? |Elephant| * |Peanut| * sin (theta) !

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Am I ugly or something?

Comment by kevindf34

like the elephant man, ... body, your jokes or anything else usually thats when you start getting some attention.  But you can't be too cocky either because they don't like that.  You have to find the magic middle.  Now... commence wiseass forum rebuttals in the form of jokes at my

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Ladies, is your demeanor obedient enough for dating?

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Oooooh fat jokes, you're hilarious. I don't think I've heard an elephant related fat joke since I was in elementary school.

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The AC_Rhino Lemming Brigade!!

Comment by AC_Rhino

  This idiot is the butt of everyone’s jokes and he laughs right along with us.  Now there are some mother fucking ugly mother fuckers on this site but what kind of bloated elephant abortion does this asshat have to resemble to not post a picture of himself?