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    27 / M / Bisexual / Milton Keynes, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Books - I am weirdly terrible at answering this, as I have read too much and forget everything that I read! I do love Oscar Wilde though, and various other classic authors. Movies - If it's from the 80s and/or horror, I probably like it. Music - As with everything, my tastes are very...

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    I am both honest and a student of euphemism .

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    Aside from the obvious? Probably my eyes. They're big and they say a lot, even when I'm not speaking. I'm frequently asked, "what nationality are you?" I really dislike this question and usually respond with something absurd, like Mongolian or Eskimo. That said, I will answer so...

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    47 / M / Straight / Newtown, Pennsylvania Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    (not a euphemism), or if you need a road trip to someplace the tourists haven't found. I'm very good at finding indie restaurants, bars, and fun, weird places. I'm really good at pointing out schadenfreude.Oh, I can make a wicked paleo-friendly ice cream (also not a euphemism)! ... not a euphemism).

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