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the product of a failed abortion. Then my mother failed to drown me ... that, I completely failed to "have sex" or what we like to call "fucking." After which, I failed to enhance my brain to a proper level. Then, I failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and
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Are you a good person? There are many good people, based on human standards. But, God does not judge us based on human standards. He judges us based on whether or not we haved obeyed Him. Whether...
Welcome to my Grail Test. If you think I'm referring to Monty Python, you've probably already failed. Please note that I blend information from a numb...
Many mortals have attemped to win this fair maiden's hand and many have failed. Are you the God that could succeed where so many others have failed?
Many people have attempted to best me, and they have found that my kung fu is much too strong. And theirs is much too weak. In my quest for the ulti...
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