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    elemenopoeia

    47 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Playing boggle with my stepson before our bedtime reading of books. Staring into my darling's blue-green eyes. And of course once a month I preside as master of the dark ceremonies at the local SubGenius ' conclave of the Priory of Sion / Bohemian Grove alliance. To...

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    The Dutch Test

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    Hi there. I'm Dutch. No, really. So, let's find out how much you know about that aspect of me, shall we? Veel succes!

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    The Real BBW Compatibility Test

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    Hi! And welcome to the Real BBW Compatibility Test. The original name for this test, although it is too long, is: THE EMOTIONALLY MATURE, INTELLIG...

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    The Ultimate Fellatio Test

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    This test should determine whether or not you are good at polishing the knob, hoovering the dam, swallowing the salami, etc. It measures three scores...

  • The MTV's Jackass Knowledge Test

    The MTV's Jackass Knowledge Test

    by LordRadu

    I have taken over 2,000 tests and I have never seen a test on this great show. I even tried to search for this show in all the tests, not a single one...

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    The Esoteric & Nebulous Compatible Test

    by harrycalder

    Hello. Lot's of people have written compatibility tests here in OKCupidland. I'm now one of them. :) I feel like I've been looking for love (or what...

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