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Did that sound more like a bumper sticker, AA quote, or "fortune cookie"?You know what sucks? "Fortune" cookies.. They're less like Fortune cookies, and more like CommentContact Info.
Fortune cookies over the past few years have gotten worse in my opinion. I'm disappointed when a fortune cookie makes perfect sense and is in perfect English. The best fortune cookies are poorly translated ones that are vague deep sounding Mr.
Huang said that from now on I get free tea all the fortune cookies i canstuff in my pockets so long as I don't tell anybody what happened-) The free tea part is true -he doesn't know i get extra fortune cookies but hey- I got HIS NUMBER man, ya know what I mean?
things, i love to laugh, i think you have to love yourself before you can love another, i am a hopeless romantic, i love the rain, i love fortune cookies, my friends mean the world to me, i love make-up and hair, i have no problem not caring about what others think about me, i keep secrets extremely
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Non-Fortune Fortune Cookies
They are quote cookies! OR Non-fortune
Fortune cookies! my brother got one that said ... well actually i
dont remmeber what it said... something like something that houses
evil for you or soemthing... I duno, I dont remember lol. BUT,
fortune cookies are LIERS!
Tell my fortune or GTFO.
it's
not really the cookie that gets you going (the edible part of a
fortune cookie is definitely the throw-away part) but the message
inside. Anyways, lately I've been pretty disappointed with fortune
cookies.. 'cause they're not really 'fortune' cookies.
In a world already beset by bad fortune cookies...
sell fortune cookies to the Chinese. Being independantly
wealthy (well, his wife is there on an ex-pat package) he has time
to pursue these varied, and, in my estimation, clever interests.
Restaurants now wish to be perceived as western, so Matt (let's
call him that) figured that fortune cookies
Fortune cookie disillusionment.
Suddenly, the fortunes aren't so much fortunes as they are annoying
pieces of paper getting in the way of your cookie eatingI think
that's the fortune cookie OD talking. For starters, fortune cookies
aren't terribly flavorful.
Did you think I was kidding....
but i decided to make fortune
cookies with little fortunes i slipped inside that were very
positive. (one fortune read: you will return home one day.) i
couldn't believe how easy the cookies were able to make and shape
and get the fortunes into. but i lost my nerve to bring the fortune
cookies out.
Did you think I was kidding....
Pomelogranate: Don't blame the
cookies for lying, blame the author. (I think Pomegranates are
yummy, is your name a variation of the fruit?) Low-Key: I have seen
fortune cookies that offered constructive criticism; but, I highly
doubt that it is physically possible to be raped by and otter and
that
A fortune cookie changed my life
My favorite fortune cookies:"Your fortune is in another
cookie."and"For fortune cookies, call 1-800-867-5309.
Do you ever discriminate based on astrology?
My fortune cookies tell me more positive things than horoscopes.
Fortune cookies win.
Chinese Food
I subtract in bed after reading my fortune cookies. Sometimes, if
I'm feeling crazy I divide or multiply while in bed, but only after
reading my fortune cookies.
Biggest Cock Ever
Today I had some mozzarella cheese, a cookie, some apples, celery,
a cinnamon bun, some fortune cookies. The best fortune was the one
that said "If you're still hungry, eat another fortune cookie".
That was probably the best fortune cookie quotation I've ever seen.
"functioning superbly comes automatically to you"
a fortune cookie is certainly
delusional. The more I think about it, the more I believe that
fortune cookies were created for the sole purpose of subtle
psychological attacks, designed by the craftiest of Asians
. the conclusion was arrived at prior to the perusal of the
fortune cookie fortune.
