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if I looking for froghim name is hopkin green frogI lost my frogP.S I'll find my frogWho took my frogWho found my frog ... You've seen my frog. -OR- You have my frog - bastards!

frog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight feet."Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog

Frog and Toad agreed: it was a perfect day for a swim. And Frog was kind enough not ... Lobel's classic Frog and Toad series is another essential addition to any youngster's shelf. If you need even more of Frog and Toad, don't miss Frog and Toad Together, Frog and Toad All Year, and Days with Frog and

for a frog story:A woman out walking in the woods one day heard a voice say,'Pick me up.' She looked around and couldn't see any one.She thought he was dreaming when she heard it again, 'Pick me up.' She looked down and saw a frog. She said to the frog, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes,

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The The Crazy Frog Test

The The Crazy Frog Test

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Hey. Welcome to the Crazy Frog Test this tests both ur knowledge about Crazy Frog and sees how much of a Crazy Frog you are. Answer truthfully and no ... ...

The Frog Test

The Frog Test

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Hi! And welcome to my Frog Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature....FROG nature. Are you green enough to hang... ...

The are you a frog Test

The are you a frog Test

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Hi! And welcome to my are you a frog Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine whether you are a frog. ...

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The why is there a frog on my bed Test

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this test is to determine the state of mind ur in and why? ...

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The Are You a Crunchy Frog? Test

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Hi! And welcome to my Are You a Crunchy Frog? Test. Based on the work of Dr. Ernest Hartmann, on boundaries as a dimension of personality, this quick... ...

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Crying over Spilled Semen ( Psychology Today Mag)

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puts the frog on a table and says "jump frog!", and the frog jumps 4 feet.The scientist amputates a limb and says "jump frog!", and the frog jumps 3 feet.Amputating a second limb, he says "jump frog!", and the frog jumps 2 feet.He then amputates a third limb, says "jump frog!", and the frog jumps 1

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Calling nice guys who can make people laugh...

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A frog hops into a bank and goes to ... " The frog says "It's collateral" Patty looks at him disdainfully and says "I'm afraid I can't approve this loan." The frog says "please, I really need this loan, isn't there any way you can help?" Patty sees the desperation in the frogs face and is touched.

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Some Cute Story About Why All Women Are Bitches (To Frogs)

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happy frog that lived by the lake. His name was Frank.A young lady came to the lake, and asked Frank the frog to play with her. So he did. She said her name was “Princess”. One day, Princess told Frank the frog she ... a frog, right?”“That’s right.” said Frank. ”I’m a frog.

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He finds a frog on a log and shouts to the frog. "Frog, will you marry me?!" The frog gets annoyed and shouts "No! Go away."He feels a jolt in his pants.He leaves and measures his penis. Only twenty inches now!He finds the frog again. ... finds the frog again, "Frog, will you marry me?!"The frog yells

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Math jokes

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when a frog called out ... up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried

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magical frog ... " The frog cried.The two stopped fighting; they were extremely curious to what had stopped them from fighting."Down here."The two looked down to see a handsome young frog with an emblem on its belly. It seemed as if this was no ordinary frog."I have a proposal." The frog croaked.

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A frog is a frog is a frog. Unless being something other than a frog gets a frog something ... then a frog might be a horse or a lamb or a sock.

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