be 5 reliable people, friends and
family included. As you can see I'm short one. So I am here on
okcupid in search of a new friend. So why a female friend? I just
thought I'd even it out a bit since most of the other pallbearers
will be male. In all honestly I don’t want my funeral to be a
sausage
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of
friends. I admit that I haven't had a lot of girlfriends. I admit
that sometimes I don't even like myself. But the people who are
close to me know they're special. And if any one of them dies, I
will go to their funeral with sadness and despair, but not with
regret.When I die, I want my funeral
My sweetest friendEveryone I ... like electric funeral
pyreBuildings crashing down to a cracking groundRivers turn to
wood, ice melting to floodEarth lies in death bed, clouds cry water
deadTearing life away, here's the burning payElectric
FuneralElectric FuneralElectric FuneralElectric FuneralAnd so in
a friend ... at my funeral?Just open
your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will
you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral?Just
open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my
funeral?
by kafkahateszeppo
Well I'm sure you will be at your funeral, but who else will show up? This 3-variable test will tell you. Will old ladies be wailing out in grief? ... ...
by arrow_bloodshed
Welcome to The Are You Kick Ass Test. This test is a comprehensive study of... wait... who am I kidding? I never did any comprehensive study, this i... ...
by Ruddy9494
Assuming you have friends, I'll be using your answers to determine what kind of friend you are. Yes, there are different kinds of friends in this wor... ...
by Back1nBlack
Afternoon and welcome to the 'are you a psycho hose beast' test.
This will determin your level of psychoness. If you score low, well done. You're a s... ...
by zabomb
Welcome to my "Jedi" Test, what this test really is is a measure of how Force sensitive you would have been if you were in the Star Wars universe as ... ...
by MsDmode
Edmonds to pick my friend Alyssa (hair dressers
daughter and co-worker) and our friend Sarah to go ... to leave for
a funeral. I did not plan well for the funeral however in my
defense I bought the tickets for the Derby prior to knowing the
date of the funeral. However it was a funeral for a very
by silkfireguilt2
There
was a greater strength then “friend”, a greater commitment,
dedication, love- everything. Vons’ own family wasn’t there but
dutifully rick took care of all of the funeral arrangements, just
as he had dutifully, lovingly taken care of von. Taps was played at
his funeral.
by SDSAllN1
cute, petite, fun-loving
friend," said her aunt ... at the
ORTMANN-STIPANOVICH Funeral Home, 12444 Olive Blvd., Creve Coeur,
Mon., April 23, 3-8 p.m. Funeral service Tues., April 24, 10 a.m.
then to Travis-Noe Funeral Home, Kirksville, MO for visitation
Tuesday evening from 5-8 p.m. Funeral service Wed.
Comment by CountessM
Permy-A good friend of mine had her service yesterday. She was 85
when she died. I could not go, for obvious health reasons, but my
best friend did. She was so angry at how this woman's Son handled
the Funeral. It did not celebrate who she really was. My best
friend related this to me and I told
Comment by Raggedyman2
closer to friends.34. How many
TVs do you have in your house? 0.535. Who is your loudest friend? A
telemarketer friend, whose voice drowns so loud he actually once
gave me an earache. So you see, I do put up with a lot, if you are
my friend. ... at your funeral? They’re going to have
a funeral for
Comment by cymbal_rusher
his feast
that you are joining; when you have duly prayed and made your
drink-offering, pass the cup to your friend that he may do so
also. ... his
hand, and Menelaus, though very anxious to press forward, had
to wait in order to bury his comrade and give him his due
funeral rites.
Comment by debo1020
nearly a year since a childhood friend of mine passed
away. The following a eulogy that I wrote and delivered at her
funeral...Even though it's been a week since she passed away, the
sudden and tragic loss hasn't really sink in until tonight. All
week, friends have called over and over, continually
Comment by TheFelonWind
The funeral is today. ... —And he said: Sad thing about our poor friend Paddy!
Comment by
for his funeral. But they quickly discover that
Lionel’s regular rabbi is in Israel and won’t be back in time for
his funeral. Fortunately, they manage to obtain the services of
Rabbi Levy from nearby Golders Green who agrees to officiate.At the
funeral, after ... father and friend, and a
Comment by Thoap
After the funeral when I got home,
I slept but not nearly long as I needed. When I woke up, my
girlfriend of 13 years broke up with me and kicked me out.