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    32 / F / Bisexual / Milwaukee, Wisconsin Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I used to think that jesus was realI quote a lot and don't bother to reference"I'm a vain mother fucker. ... you are curious as to why my mouth is so big, i think it probably has something to do with the number of times that i seem to have shoved both of my

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    42 / F / Straight / Diamond Bar, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    and allowing myself to trust that the difficult challenge is leading me to something greater.

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    41 / F / Straight / Mississauga, Ontario, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    homely and ugly looking), I have received some feedback of the men I have met as having "fantastic tits", "nice ass", "sexiness" and a "cute laugh" none of which are true. I am not perfect and have a big gut and unattractive legs but I realized guys are generally horny and sometimes don't care.

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    24 / M / Straight / Rockford, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    How I Met Your Mother4. How I Met Your Mother3. How I Met Your Mother2. How I Met Your Mother1. How I Met Your MotherOkay.. For real though...Top 5 TV Shows:5. Fantasy Factory4. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air3. Workaholics2. Real World1. How I Met Your MotherTop 5 Books:

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