Profiles

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    crysgasasaurus

    24 / F / Straight / Los Angeles, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Yarlem (the clan)My earliest invention: Jigsaw ButterThe Annual Lobster QuadrilleDisobedient baconMy latest invention: Pocket CamelMy lobster regime recruits! ... You're interested in joining the lobster regime or if you are a lobster.The Cult of Lobster Oracles must be consulted for each message.

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    Moiraine2342

    40 / F / Straight / Omaha, Nebraska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    My desire is to one day be rich enough to have my very own sushi chef and have a tap that dispenses hot lobster bisque . ... 11/10/13 edit: I think that the creamy French onion soup at the Brazenhead may in fact be better than any lobster bisque I

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    Doctor_Lobster

    34 / M / Straight / Cambridge, Massachusetts Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Astrophysicist, Statistician, Lobster Roll connoisseur, ... Lobster Rolls (I have eaten and photodocumented 137 distinct ones between Boston, New York, Maine, Connecticut, DC, Chicago and London). I prefer CT-style and I detest lettuce in a lobster roll.

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    SkyPilot

    50 / M / Straight / Old Orchard Beach, Maine Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    There are all kinds of interesting things to write about other than me, but I suppose I should share a little. I was born and raised in Maine . I've lived in various places, mostly around the Northeast and yet somehow found myself back here in Maine near where I grew up. I've been,...

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Tests

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    The could you be my lobster Test

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    Ross is Rachael's lobster as is Chandler Monica's and Salami Joey's. But could YOU be my lobster ? (a lobster in this context is not a crustacean ...

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    The Ryan has Lobster Brown Wiener Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Ryan has Lobster Brown Wiener Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine if you know basic human knowledge.

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    The Are you my Lobster Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Am i the one for you Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. I am here to test if you ar...

  • The Chuck Palahniuk Test

    The Chuck Palahniuk Test

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    Chuck Palahniuk is one of the best authors of his generation. We've all seen his blockbuster 'Fight Club', but the question is, have you read his book...

  • Do you have the Manners of a Chimp?

    Do you have the Manners of a Chimp?

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    Are you a feces throwing embarrassment when you go out to eat?  Or are you a class act in a restaurant? You better find out before your girlfriend dumps you!

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