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    blip-nip-norp

    25 / M / Straight / Chamberlain, South Dakota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    His ear lobe fell in the deep (Eww)(Ski-doo-be-dop) Someone reached in and grabbed it (Eww)(Ski-doo-be-dop) Was a rock lobster (Eww)AaaahRock lobsterAaaahRock lobsterEwwEwwWe were at the beach (Eww)Everybody had matching towels (Eww)Somebody went under a dock (Eww)And there they saw a

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    crysgasasaurus

    24 / F / Straight / Los Angeles, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Yarlem (the clan)My earliest invention: Jigsaw ButterThe Annual Lobster QuadrilleDisobedient baconMy latest invention: Pocket CamelMy lobster regime recruits! ... You're interested in joining the lobster regime or if you are a lobster.The Cult of Lobster Oracles must be consulted for each message.

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    Moiraine2342

    40 / F / Bisexual / Omaha, Nebraska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    My desire is to one day be rich enough to have my very own sushi chef and have a tap that dispenses hot lobster bisque . ... 11/10/13 edit: I think that the creamy French onion soup at the Brazenhead may in fact be better than any lobster bisque I

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    SkyPilot

    49 / M / Straight / Old Orchard Beach, Maine Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    (a) books: All sorts. I welcome your recommendations. (b) movies and shows: Dumb and Dumber , Jaws , Arrested Development , Breaking Bad , Bruins Hockey , Curb Your Enthusiasm , Dr. Who , House of Cards , Justified , Lilyhammer (d)...

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    The could you be my lobster Test

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    Ross is Rachael's lobster as is Chandler Monica's and Salami Joey's. But could YOU be my lobster ? (a lobster in this context is not a crustacean ...

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    The Ryan has Lobster Brown Wiener Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Ryan has Lobster Brown Wiener Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine if you know basic human knowledge.

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    The Are you my Lobster Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Am i the one for you Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. I am here to test if you ar...

  • The Chuck Palahniuk Test

    The Chuck Palahniuk Test

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    Chuck Palahniuk is one of the best authors of his generation. We've all seen his blockbuster 'Fight Club', but the question is, have you read his book...

  • Do you have the Manners of a Chimp?

    Do you have the Manners of a Chimp?

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    Are you a feces throwing embarrassment when you go out to eat?  Or are you a class act in a restaurant? You better find out before your girlfriend dumps you!

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