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    captainsiberia

    29 / M / Straight / Pottstown, Pennsylvania Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    My irresistible sex appeal. It's insane. I'm just minding my own business, and all of a sudden I'm covered in girls trying to tear my clothes off. It's kind of a drag sometimes. I mean, can't I ever just relax?

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    LazyIntelectual

    39 / M / Straight / Saint Louis, Missouri Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    That sounds like something you should ask anyone besides me.... OK, OK, I've been seeing that on a lot of profiles so here goes something different: As I enter the room you are overwhelmed by the scent of gardenias and a buzzing in your...

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    hondepoep

    38 / M / Gay / Moorestown, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Loving the lovely, being a nostalgia junkie, being Amish. Figuratively, but I get this Amish catalog in the mail, and I just ordered a sickle. [NOTE: I do not actually "get up off my ass and do stuff" like the Amish]

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