Profiles

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    Zellen1

    38 / M / Straight / New York, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I had a milkshake that brought all the girls to the yard. A magical milkshake that could do that for me would be awesome. Honestly, I'd settle for a milkshake that just brought one girl to the yard. Just one girl who came to my yard and with whom I could share my milkshake. ... for a milkshake period

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    nachoman

    36 / M / Straight / Portland, Oregon Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm a 36 year old well-traveled, well-adjusted male that really enjoys having fun with good friends . I can talk about anything at all with just about anybody, but they have to be open minded to other people's ideas and beliefs. I really like most types of music , most movies, and most kinds...

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    bricktamland

    34 / M / Straight / Bloomington, Indiana Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    )Your Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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Tests

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    The milkshake and the yard Test

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    This is to test whether your milkshake can bring the boys to the yard. Good luck to all of you. Listening to R&B while taking this test may influence ...

  • The Pop Music Decoder Test

    The Pop Music Decoder Test

    by FrigNewtons

    Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Do you even know which part your "milkshake" is? Take this test and see if you're pop-music savvy enough for me to shoop ya!

  • The Ultimate "Coming To America" Test

    The Ultimate "Coming To America" Test

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    How well do you know the Eddie Murphy classic "Coming To America"? 

  • The Smile Test

    The Smile Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my Smile Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. We will find out how clever you are and ho...

  • The Are you Joe's True Love? Test

    The Are you Joe's True Love? Test

    by 666man

    Alright, I know that there is only one girl out there for me, and she should be able to pass this test with flying colors. Other women need not apply,...

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