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    32 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I was born in Jersey but left before they applied my ceremonial barbed wire tattoo and spray-glo tan. I've lived in different places around the country, hence my sometimes strange sports allegiances. I never really got tired of teasing girls. People that...

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    23 / F / Straight / Minneapolis, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    out of highschool a few years back and Im touring the world trying to find my perfect band of minions. ... You share my love for minions. Im looking for a man who can cook industrial amounts of food for all of my minions.

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    21 / F / Bisexual / Belmopan, Belize Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Minions are my life. ... Minions, bananas, despicable me, minions, lube, minions

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    43 / M / Straight / Adelaide, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Cursing the lack of good minions these days.No really, there is a definite lack of minions. ... My minions4.

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    41 / M / Bisexual / San Francisco, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    �Come Pinky we must prepare for tomorrow night� �Why what are we doing tomorrow night Brain?� �Same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD� Volunteering for a sex-positive non profit. Planning on going back to school soon...

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