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    32 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I was born in Jersey but left before they applied my ceremonial barbed wire tattoo and spray-glo tan. I've lived in different places around the country, hence my sometimes strange sports allegiances. I never really got tired of teasing girls. People that...

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    23 / F / Straight / Minneapolis, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    out of highschool a few years back and Im touring the world trying to find my perfect band of minions. ... You share my love for minions. Im looking for a man who can cook industrial amounts of food for all of my minions.

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    21 / F / Bisexual / Belmopan, Belize Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Minions are my life. ... Minions, bananas, despicable me, minions, lube, minions

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    44 / M / Bisexual / Adelaide, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    and monotony drag you down, when it could be me and my minions dragging you out for a night on the town (or whatnot)? ... Cursing the lack of good minions these days.No really, there is a definite lack of minions.

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    41 / M / Bisexual / San Francisco, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    UPDATE 10/4/12: So I've reached the age where messaging adults substantially younger then me can very easily come off as creepy which is a place I'd rather not go. So, to avoid the appearance of creepatude, while there are plenty of folks in their 20s that I would probably be very compatible...

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