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    Minions

    31 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I was born in Jersey but left before they applied my ceremonial barbed wire tattoo and spray-glo tan. I've lived in different places around the country, hence my sometimes strange sports allegiances. I never really got tired of teasing girls. People that...

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    minnesotagirl78

    22 / F / Straight / Minneapolis, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    out of highschool a few years back and Im touring the world trying to find my perfect band of minions. ... You share my love for minions. Im looking for a man who can cook industrial amounts of food for all of my minions.

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    novaseerage

    42 / M / Straight / Adelaide, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Cursing the lack of good minions these days.No really, there is a definite lack of minions. ... My minions4.

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    tallmattuk

    52 / M / Straight / Todmorden, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    onAlso why are only 7 Minions given names (Dave, Stuart, ... called Bert and why no female Minions (how do they make more?)I stand corrected - 10 have names now - http://visual.ly/whos-who-minions, but still no girl minions (or is that the secret...)I love the evil minions in DM2 - purple and mean

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    zathraswookie

    40 / M / Bisexual / San Francisco, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I want to be the meat in a Patrick Stewart and Whoopie Goldberg sandwich:):):) UPDATE 12/4/12: I've been feeling the lack of a penis in my love/lust/sex/cuddle life lately and would love to fix that, though I'm definitely looking for something more then a hook up. I'm not hung up on...

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