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    Minions

    31 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Books- Robbins, Murakami, Hornby. Currently reading The Count of Monte Cristo. I haven't read as a hobby for a while and I'm trying to get back into it. I think I've read Danny, Champion of the World more than any other book. Music- The Clash, The Pogues, Talking Heads, Stone Roses,...

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    minnesotagirl78

    22 / F / Straight / Minneapolis, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    out of highschool a few years back and Im touring the world trying to find my perfect band of minions. ... You share my love for minions. Im looking for a man who can cook industrial amounts of food for all of my minions.

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    zestysoylent

    34 / M / Straight / Ithaca, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    pack lunches, herd the minions to school, work, start supper, herd the minions home, finish supper, homework, read books, serenade the minions to sleep. ... Catering for minions is challenging, but they have a tolerance for some Indian and Thai. I'd eat Ethiopian every day, minions willing.

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    novaseerage

    42 / M / Straight / Adelaide, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Cursing the lack of good minions these days.No really, there is a definite lack of minions. ... My minions4.

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    zathraswookie

    40 / M / Bisexual / San Francisco, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    �Come Pinky we must prepare for tomorrow night� �Why what are we doing tomorrow night Brain?� �Same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD� Volunteering for a sex-positive non profit. Planning on going back to school soon...

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