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    FAVORITE DIRECTORS: Alfred Hitchcock (minus The Birds), Tim Burton (minus Planet of the Apes remake), Terry Gilliam (minus Twelv

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    An Isolde to my Tristan (minus the deathwish)? A Salome to my Jochanaan (minus the fanaticism and murder)? A Heloise to my Abelard (minus the religion and castration)? A sensual and voluptuous Hypatia of the Oystershells (minus the oyster shells)?

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    So, all my friends call me Jesus and I'm a total nerd. I love video games , music , and other general nerdy things (like Star Wars and Pokemon ). You'll practically never catch me without a head cover of some sort, even in the dead of summer. My quick-fire wit consists mainly of puns and...

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