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The monkeys make plans.The monkeys fall in love.The monkeys have sexand then they make more monkeys.The monkeys make musicand then the monkeys DANCEDance, monkeys, dance.The monkeys make a hell of a lot of noiseThe monkeys have so much potentialif they would only apply themselvesThe monkeys shave

I like monkeys . ... frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, and the odor wasn't improving.I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom.So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys.

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The atomic space monkeys Test

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Many, many, many people have asked me if atomic space monkeys are real. Obviously, this is a stupid question and I'm tired of answering it one at a ti... ...

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The i like monkeys Test

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welcome to the i like monkeys test. i'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. do you like monkeys? do i like monkeys? ... ...

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The Sonic death monkeys from space Test

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ahhh young grass hopper so you want to see how you would fair in the comming space monkey invasion well shall see........mawahahahahaha ...

The I  Know Alien Monkeys Test

The I Know Alien Monkeys Test

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Hi! And welcome to my I Know Alien Monkeys Test. I'll be using advanced logic and my superior knowledge of myself (Who the hell do I think I'm kiddin... ...

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The Juggling Monkeys Test

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Hi! And welcome to my Juggling Monkeys Test. I'll be using advanced logic (hmm) and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS. You s... ...

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An admission that doesn't shock in the slightest

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as the monkeys comment, it has nothing to do with their so-called "ignorance". I was making an off-hand remark that was meant to imply a random guess, I wasn't comparing monkeys to Democrats (I wouldn't wanna insult monkeys that way, politicians throw words, what monkeys throw ... lost to the monkeys.

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Let us contribute to the narrative...

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local monkeys angry, because they felt they were the only ones who ought to eat bananas. One day the monkeys organized a attack, setting up fake bananas, and trapping the kangaroo when he went to get them. Because of that the kangaroo withered from lack of bananas, and died. One of the monkeys

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Unemployment and OKCupid do not mix

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I shall also take this moment to reiterate my standard claim that this site is run by monkeys. Well trained, but monkeys none the less.No, I've seen sites coded by monkeys, and this is not the work of monkeys.

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The wtf thread!!!

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like Monkeys. ... frozen Monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn’t improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys.

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If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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a few hundred generations the monkeys on the outskirts look and act very differently from the monkeys still in the middle of the forest where they started. The monkeys still in the forest have ... Time goes by, the monkeys in the forest stay the same, the monkeys farther away continue to change.

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Why should the guy pay for the first date?

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in humans, the answer lies in looking at MONKEYS. Male monkeys who give food to female monkeys get more nookie. This is because they are better providers/hunters. These male monkeys who provide food to female monkeys get more regular nookie too. Go figure, the monkeys have it figured out but I have

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Why do people TELL the truth?

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of small monkeys that live in the canopies of the Amazon rain forest.  These monkeys live up in the trees for safety, but enjoy the ripe fruit that falls to the ground.  Periodically, a family of monkeys will be ... just the monkeys gathering up fruit.  While all the other monkeys scurry

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were many potato monkeys in Ireland shortly before the potato famine. Some experts attribute the potato famine itself to the monkeys, who squandered ... The potato monkeys uses its belly button for potato storage (much like a bandolier for a human warrior).While adult potato monkeys' teeth have the

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