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    42 / M / Straight / Worth, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Although my penis may not be huge, it is VERY pretty. I have spent YEARS putting different lotions on it, smoothing it with a fine wood cloth, and draining it of unnecessary fluids. I recently had one of my testicles restored by an expert, and wealthy people come from around the country to marvel...

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    I fucking love ramen noodles. ... Ramen noodles, hot water to cook my ramen noodles in, a large basement in which to store my ramen noodles, and....more ramen noodles.

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    the match questions while possessively clutching a steaming bowl of instant noodles in my gnarled claw hands. ... Yum Yum beef flavoured instant noodles. I used to like the beef flavoured Trident Vietnamese rice noodles, but I think they must have changed the recipe or something because they now

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  • The Can You Cook 2 Minute Noodles Test

    The Can You Cook 2 Minute Noodles Test


    Two minute noodles, as we all know, are a vital component of the modern diet. Quick, easy and tasty, they provide cheap sustenance to everyone from st...

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    The Noodles, Brains, and Plastic Test


    NOODLES! BRAINS! PLASTIC! That has nothing to do with anything, and that's the point. This test is desgned to measure who you are by asking a serie...

  • The Food Lover Or Not Test

    The Food Lover Or Not Test


    Ah, food. It is one of my beliefs that an appreciation of the different cuisines around the world fosters greater understanding amongst people. OK, en...

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    The Japanese Words In English Test

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    Japan has integrated a multitude of words of English origin into its language, but English has borrowed its fair share back. Linguistic whore that it ...

  • The South Park Movie Test

    The South Park Movie Test


    Hi! And welcome to my South Park Movie Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine whether or not you have seen this movie, or you a...

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