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    Lawshark1

    43 / M / Straight / Winter Haven, Florida Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Lawyer jokes;o)What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!=:Why do you need only two pall bearers at a lawyer's funeral?

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    MurpheysLawyer

    32 / F / Straight / Melbourne, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Murphey's Lawyer was discovered in 1742 when Prussian physicist Albert Gugenblunder poured a pint of brake fluid into a toaster.Murphey's Lawyer has been observed in solid, liquid and gaseous form, and is flammable when combined with bat guano.Murphey's Lawyer is a good ... Murphey's Lawyer was not the

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    penguin1437

    53 / F / Straight / Leesburg, Florida Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and ... The lawyer, now agitated, says,

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    Karenc425

    63 / F / Straight / Silver Spring, Maryland Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Lawyer, Sierra Club Chapter Treasurer for Life, beach house owner (and what feels like a full-time maintenance person for it), slave to my two rescue ... Well, I guess I start with the fact that I'm a lawyer -- which.

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