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    Lawyer jokes;o)What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!=:Why do you need only two pall bearers at a lawyer's funeral?

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    Murphey's Lawyer was discovered in 1742 when Prussian physicist Albert Gugenblunder poured a pint of brake fluid into a toaster.Murphey's Lawyer has been observed in solid, liquid and gaseous form, and is flammable when combined with bat guano.Murphey's Lawyer is a good ... Murphey's Lawyer was not the

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    Lawyer, Sierra Club Chapter Treasurer for Life, beach house owner (and what feels like a full-time maintenance person for it), slave to my two rescue ... Well, I guess I start with the fact that I'm a lawyer -- which.

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    powered lawyer from ... the lawyer. "Well there partner," replied the farmer, "that there bird is on my property so I reckon it's mine now." "I'll sue your pants off!" the lawyer threatened, so the farmer proposed they simply apply the three kick rule. "What's the three kick rule?" the lawyer inquired.

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