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    NoPeopleAllowed

    23 / F / Straight / Kalamazoo, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    your pet.I will not feed your pet ... a pet that you secretly hate because it was given to you by an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend?For these reasons and a million others,or simply if you think your pet and I would get along,please message me with a description of your pet, color photo your pet no

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    Croweley

    34 / M / Straight / Newport, Rhode Island Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    keyboard-your pet of choice is imaginary-your pet of choice makes dark matter poopies. Yes, I said poopies.-your pet of choice attaches to your face lovingly and deposits larvae in the abdomen.-your pet of choice answers to Mr. Tiddles.-your pet of choice is also your weapon of choice.-your pet of

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    Sethy__Wethy

    34 / M / Straight / Berkeley, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    The pet food salesman never sleeps.Have you ever explored the healing powers of pet food? ... focusing on my pet food career but could make time for the right woman who shares my passion for delicious pet food.Eat it because you love it!Your wanderlust is an unnatural passion for pet food.

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