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    1) Friends, family, boyfriend, Bowser2) t3h interwebz3) Optimism4) The opportunity to become a parent in the future5) Puns , portmanteaus , wordplay6) LoveAlso Q-tips.

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    writing and glunking together odd, sticky narratives that move your heart in unusual ways; summoning monstrous hyperboles ; squishing together peanutbutter-and-jelly-like portmanteaus ; burbling onomatopoeia , drawing plausible metaphors, and playing with language in general.

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