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Systems Programmer:Even an Operator wants to be a Systems Programmer. A Systems Programmer has the authority to wipe out disk packs without warning. ... Contract Programmer (a.k.a. Consultant):A Contract Programmer doesn't have to wear a nice suit.

In years past I was a serious video game enthusiast and a video game programmer at Santa Cruz Games. ... I'm an out-of-practice programmer, but if an interesting enough problem came along I could get back into the groove in short order.

I make my money being a programmer. ... That a 32-bit way of saying "I'm a programmer", with some editing for privacy, since this is a public forum.

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The Angry Programmer Test

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Welcome to the Angry Programmer Test. This test measures how much of a psycho you are while working on a computer. ...

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The Programmer Geek Test

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This test is fairly simple. It will determine how much of a complete and utter social reject you are in the computer programming department. Really... ...

The Computer Geek Test

The Computer Geek Test

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Hi! And welcome to my Computer Geek Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine what flavour of computer geek you are (or could beco... ...

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The The real computer geek test Test

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Hi! And welcome to my The real computer geek test Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. I see too many compu... ...

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The best programming practices Test

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Let me know how good a programmer you are! ...

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A History of Men: The Cable Guy

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computer programmer (mac whore)The ... I'm not sure what he did, more importantly all his friends were computer programmers.Army guy... who spent all this time on his computer anyway. So much for not a computer programmer.The computer programmerI'm assuming the next one will be a programmer.

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OK Cupid Says I'm Greedier

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As an ex-programmer, I'm well aware of the limitations of programming. That said, I wonder what the programmer thought of as "greedy". I really got sick of people blaming "the computer" when something went wrong. It's often human error - programmer, error in entering data, etc.

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Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby

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Nutty, I'm not a Ruby programmer, nor any other kind of programmer. Sure, I took a C class years ago. And I did my own minor bug fixes when I worked in tech support. And I've tinkered with Perl a tiny tad. But I'm not a programmer, which is why I found it interesting that the programming language

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Man-silence - It kills me!

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TOLD the programmer what the customer currently has in depth and the programmer said, "I really want to talk to him. I don't understand HOW they can make it work like that."So I put together todays meeting. And expected (because, I dunno, it makes SENSE) the programmer to ... than the programmers in

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Not getting responses are you crybaby?

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I'm a programmer myself so I respect anything having to do with software and web.These two don't even relate, how is programmer = web? He just wants to slip in somehow that he is a programmer and make me think he makes lots of ... When I was a child I wanted to be a programmer, I am a programmer now!

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New Site Design: How to request a WTF report

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since I'm a programmer type by training in by past (though not really in actual paid work) with basic C language as well as ... on sorta guy as well as professionally spent many years running IT departments and am not really the programmer type BUT.... as I said... trained as programmer in the past.

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Is there a God?

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A programmer of a video game sets up the rules of the game within the confines of the game universe. Is the programmer subject to the same laws he programmed in the video game? ... The programmer exists outside the realm of the game.

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Not getting responses are you crybaby?

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and another is the backend programmer, both will be able to talk about a sizable overlap of topics (the programmer generally more so, since they usually know at least the fundamentals of frontend design. I am both a "classic" programmer and a web. ... had both dedicated programmers and designers, all

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Nobody Likes Nerds. Get Off OKCupid.

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I am a programmer. My career title may be Machinist, but in reality I'm a programmer. ... Keep in mind, I'm a PROGRAMMER!

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