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    Ubernegro

    24 / M / Straight / Federal Way, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I am the biggest tool that I know. Despite all my self-depicted illustriousness, I am truly insecure about my ability when it comes to everything. Fear is the anaconda that holds me back and strangles me just as it slowly swallows me whole. So if I show a lack of confidence in whom I am despite...

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    cheatasaurus

    37 / M / Straight / Salt Lake City, Utah Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I watch probably three movies a year in theaters. I'm not pretentious enough to watch artsy foreign films, but I am pretentious enough to feel guilty about not being pretentious enough to watch artsy foreign films. Which means I'm both pretentious and hypocritical. Which is worse. ...

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