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    24 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    *Frank Sinatra's rendition of "Fly Me To The Moon" plays while I walk into the view wearing a robe and slippers and sees you* Oh hi. Didn't notice you there. *Sits down in comfy loveseat and crosses his legs while smoking in his pipe that oddly shoots out bubbles instead...

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    36 / M / Straight / Salt Lake City, Utah Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    All right. I guess it's time to fess up. When I say I'm 5'10", I really mean 5'9-and-a-half". I pirate MP3's. Lots of them. You'll never take me alive, coppers! When I was eight, I set my own hair on fire. I have watched every episode of "Buffy...

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    29 / F / Bisexual / Milwaukee, Wisconsin Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    A lot of things, admittedly. I'm a Jane-Of-All-Trades type. What I'd be good at at a professional level,I don't know. there's just so much to experiece, and I want to experience it all. I'm not very good on focusing on a task though. I should be getting ready for class, and I'm doing...

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