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    24 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I am the biggest tool that I know. Despite all my self-depicted illustriousness, I am truly insecure about my ability when it comes to everything. Fear is the anaconda that holds me back and strangles me just as it slowly swallows me whole. So if I show a lack of confidence in whom I am despite...

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    37 / M / Straight / Salt Lake City, Utah Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Where my next meal will come from, and how likely it is that I'll be eaten by a coyote today. No, wait. That's not me. That was one of my primordal ancestors. Honestly, I feel lucky that I'm sitting comfortably atop the heirarchy of needs , where I can worry about dreck like "the...

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