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    *Frank Sinatra's rendition of "Fly Me To The Moon" plays then I walk into the view wearing a robe and slippers while mixing a hot cup of cocoa. Then I see you* Oh hi. Didn't notice you there. *Sits down in comfy loveseat and crosses my legs while smoking in my pipe that...

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    What am I doing with my life? Good question, with no good answer. In a way, it's a stupid question. When people ask, "What are you doing with your life," they're really asking, "What are you doing to feed yourself, clothe yourself, and purchase more DVDs?" Whether or not this...

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