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    saqzdswxfdec

    28 / M / Straight / Glasgow, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Sorrow “I’m very sorry – you’ll have to take your feet off the seat” As I remove said feet, I slip into eye-contact with the train attendant who has delivered to me this admonishment. I am swiftly sucked into a vortex of despair. I find myself...

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    Velocraptor

    33 / M / Straight / Quincy, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    - Jumping- Screeching- Clawing- Stalking- Conversation ... The Flinstones, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Planet, Sex in the City, Prehistoric Park, Dinosaurs, Screeching jumping robots, Land of the Lost.

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    IntoNothing

    42 / M / Straight / Portland, Oregon Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Also, I'm fairly horrified that my profile said "Screeching Weasel is to much fun" for many, many weeks.

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    The Do You Like Munkees Test

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    Do you like monkeys? Or, as I like to think of them, munkees. There are good munkees. There are evil munkees. Evil munkees are scary, but good munkees...

  • The Pokemon Pet Type Test

    The Pokemon Pet Type Test

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    Welcome. So, you remember the incredibly irritating, poorly dubbed, and badly animated cartoon Pokemon? Of course you do. Well, what could anyone w...

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    The Which 80s Action Flick Are You? Test

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    In the 1980s, the world was blessed with the presence of some of the ass-kickingest cinema to ever hit the big screen. Whether we were screeching thr...

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    The punk rock Test

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    This is a test about punk music. If you need to know more....fuck off.

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    The Reasoning behind the answers Test

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    So we all know OkCupid has a ton of questions to find out what kind of person you are, right? Well, the thing is, a lot of those questions can be ans...

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