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    27 / M / Bisexual / Leander, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Black Emperor and Mogwai and Black Sabbath and Swans and Xasthur and the screeching brakes of a truck before it pummels the life from your body, sending bits of flesh and all manner of liquid flying free into the air.

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    Sorrow “I’m very sorry – you’ll have to take your feet off the seat” As I remove said feet, I slip into eye-contact with the train attendant who has delivered to me this admonishment. I am swiftly sucked into a vortex of despair. I find myself...

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    - Jumping- Screeching- Clawing- Stalking- Conversation ... The Flinstones, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Planet, Sex in the City, Prehistoric Park, Dinosaurs, Screeching jumping robots, Land of the Lost.

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    - The other day I was eating madeleines while googling myself, and everything from my past that I had forgotten reappeared instantly! - I saw Donald Trump's face in my last tub of butter

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