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Being a smart ass! People often ask me: "How can I become a smart ass like you"? Not in so many words, of course. Often they ask: "Why the hell are you such a smart ass"?
(i'm sure someone smart said something like that) I think thats all i can think to write at the moment. ... I like a lot of alternative and hard rock, classic rock, classical, techno.
The Smart-Ass Test
Welcome to the Smart-Ass test. Using new technology based on cutting-edge research in the field of personality profiling, this test will determine wit... ...
The Smart Ass Often Mistaken Facts Test
Hi! And welcome to my "Smart Ass Often Mistaken Facts" Test. I'll be giving you 25 questions about common mistaken facts, with which you can impress/a... ...
The Smart Ass Test
Are you a smartass, or just a pathetic jerk who thinks he's funny? True Smartasses combine wit and class with sarcasm. Let's see how good you really a... ...
The Can you deal with a smart ass Test
I'm terrible at maintaining any sort of dignity, especially in a social setting. Grandma's blue hair, Uncle George's crooked toupee are all likely to... ...
The Are you good for Otohime Test
So yeah, I'm single and hopefully you are too. Hopefully you've already read my profile and want to know if we'd click. GOOD! Then this is the test fo... ...
Smart Ass Answers/Short Story
#1 SMART ASS
ANSWER: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final
exam. Now class, I wont tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.
Smart ~ UHHH ~ Answers ~ (grins)
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was
mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like
dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What
are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS
ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at
Smart Ass Answers
#1 SMART ASS
ANSWER: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final
exam. Now class, I wont tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.
Here's something with SEX, KITTENS (and politics)
that view has pulled up
stakes and hauled ass out of town long, long ago.And I'm not even
sure I'd hold to those views anyway. Once your nation passes the
300 million mark and your economy becomes ... man of the people, rather than someone
who could adjust our course and lead us down the smart path.
Its Fun to... Shoot People
I also glance
at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to avoid
another scorpion sting. ... Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that
awful, sneering, pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban
'smart.' They are not smart.
maybeimaloser
to think about, of couse there are "aliens," all sorts of
fucked up shizzles living on all those crazy ass planets and moons
and meteors out there). so who cares. yes, you are a pretty little
smart fucking asian bitch, but come on, put on some not so
attractive clothes (or any clothes, you are way
How important is it that a partner be capable of intelligent intercourse?
It's kinda like being a ass="highlight">smart ass="highlight">ass. It's what you do with your
ass="highlight">smart ass="highlight">ass, or to someone else's ass="highlight">smart ass="highlight">ass! But two ass="highlight">smart
ass="highlight">asses usually don't have a lot of fun together (imagine two
doughnuts colliding in space). That's why the ass="highlight">smart ass="highlight">ass get's
along best with the prick!
College, just what on earth is it good for?
people should
just get ass="highlight">associates degrees. ...
Book ass="highlight">smarts will only take you so far. Street ass="highlight">smarts is what you
need to survive life.
let's play truth or dare...
(4:39:29
pm)iDanimal:because I'm ass="highlight">smart as fuck(4:39:43 pm)SexiLilBunni:i
like a ass="highlight">smart fuck(4:39:49 pm)iDanimal:who doesn't? ... truth or
dare, and somehow i ended up with my brother in my ass="highlight">ass, his best
friend in my cunt and my cousin in my mouth!
Nice Guys? Whatever.
Hey, ass="highlight">smart people aren't happier for being ass="highlight">smarter. ass="highlight">Ass holes
aren't any happier for being ass="highlight">ass holes, and nice guys seems to be
miserable while holding their happy faces to the party and being
jealous and sensitive on the other.
College, and the ignorance of the average human...
And on Fridays, you’ll get drunk
off your ass="highlight">ass because that’s all you know how to do. ... Book ass="highlight">smarts will
only take you so far. Street ass="highlight">smarts is what you need to survive
life.
