11,029 online now

The Google of
online dating

— The Boston Globe

Completely free

— TIME

A favorite hangout
for internet goers

— The Village Voice

A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution

— New York Post

Join Us!

Search

There are 3710 results for "software engineer"

search

Result Types (click type to filter)

 

Profiles (3470)

and engineer of classical mechanics , quantum mechanics , plain old mechanics (as in Mechanical Engineer), electricity (as in Electrical Engineer), chemistry (as in Chemical Engineer), nuclear systems (as in Nuclear Engineer) for both research and power generation, software (as in Software Engineer

I'm a cat -loving software engineer who has grown up but not lost his sense of wonder yet.

I am a software engineer in Silicon Valley.

Previously I worked as a software engineer and researcher in areas of computational linguistics .

Quizzes (11)

The What Type of Engineer Are You Test

The What Type of Engineer Are You Test

by CptUnconscious

This test should be taken by those who wish to discover just what kind of engineer they should be. It will delve deep into your psyche and analize you... ...

Default Test Image

The Unscientific IQ Finding Waste Of Time Test

by

Hi! And welcome to my Unscientific IQ Finding Waste Of Time Test. Many times in life you will be presented with a choice. You will make the wrong cho... ...

The 512 Point Hacker Test

The 512 Point Hacker Test

by touchtypist

Not only is this test a veritable compendium of fact and folklore about computer hackerdom, it's also a fun test to do with your friends. Get togethe... ...

Default Test Image

The Odd Quotations Test

by

Well, here it is. Another test chock full of obscure and odd quotes, with a few that I just thought were too amusing to pass up. Good luck! ...

Default Test Image

The Sexadecimal Test

by PDP11

Sexadecimal notation was too racy for the computer industry and so it was renamed to Hexadecimal. Although the internet is flooded with Spam relate... ...

Journal Posts (123)

Journal Comments (50)

An image of breakpoint8088

Graphic TEAsign

Comment by breakpoint8088

A software engineer friend of mine had his manager botch part of a project. As a result, the department head extended the schedule, but also expanded the project. While the three of them were meeting, the manager asked: "What additional resources do you need?" To which the software engineer, in

Forum Comments (56)

An image of Gwynhala

New trend in first dates: men who try to impress me with how POOR they are....

Comment by Gwynhala

of opinion with another poster on the thread, in defense of software professionals: There is such a thing as a software engineer, and the work a software engineer does is engineering - certainly in the sense of "engineers are concerned with developing economical and safe solutions to practical

An image of krippy2k

New trend in first dates: men who try to impress me with how POOR they are....

Comment by krippy2k

Pretty much all software developers at Microsoft have job titles of Software Engineer, or Software Design Engineer. Except for the high muckity muck known as the Chief Software Architect.

Default user image

In this thread, complain about technology....

Comment by

to as "avatars" reflect the real-world expressions and moods of the people they represent online, according to Emotiv engineer Marco Della Torre.The kit for third-party software savants to weave thought-control into programs has reportedly been downloaded from the Emotiv website more than 1,000

An image of Tourney3p0

New trend in first dates: men who try to impress me with how POOR they are....

Comment by Tourney3p0

"2)they are looking for a new job cause current one doesn't pay enough (microsoft engineer!)" What does he build?Hint: If the answer is "software", he's not an engineer.

An image of OccamsSpatula

calling all audiophiles

Comment by OccamsSpatula

And what matters more, the soundcard or the recording software? ...   My father is a digital electrical engineer, though, and he (*cough*) prefers CDs (that son of a.