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    YayForTheNobody

    24 / F / Straight / Fayetteville, North Carolina Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    My spleen! No doc don't take my spleen I NEED it! ... Wait, you say it's about to explode? NOOO! Not Mr. Spleeny! ... I won't bite, my spleen, however, does not make that promise.

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    Alexandra_871

    46 / F / Straight / Lincoln, Nebraska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    "Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings..." (kidding.) blingbling nihilists, crass empiricists, homosexual gangsters, hot-smartypants-people, rational...

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    BonViveurND

    30 / M / Straight / Brixton, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Making you laugh until you've ruptured your spleenMaking me laugh until I've ruptured my spleenMaking ferociously hot curries that will rupture your spleenNon-spleen rupturing repertoire includes:AccentsKeeping the glass half full

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