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I absolutely love puns . ... Not that I'm proposing left & right, but the time for stupid flings is behind me.
" (Margaret Mead)~ “I see stupid people. They’re everywhere, and they don’t even know they’re stupid. ... Sarcasm, humor, learning computer programs, PUNS!
I'm also the guy who says something bizarre yet charming, acknowledges your unique personality, holds a spontaneous and unexpected burst of intelligent conversation, and then blows it all by staring at your best friend's cleavage when she laughs at one of my stupid puns .
My stupid hair? (It's normally pretty stupid). I've had those a few times, but I don't really know, you tell me. Maybe they notice my indifferent attitude or love of extremely bad puns.
to tell them that ignorance and stupidity was enough to see you through ... Puns. Punning. Puns a pun a time. Pun enchanted evenings, and meeting strangers. Have you been needled yet? Or haven't I made my point? Oh well, no puns perfect.
The How Well Do You Know Savannah Test
Hi! And welcome to my How Well Do You Know Savannah Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine how well you really know me. Mwahaha... ...
The Could You Put Up With Me Test
So, I got bored and figured that the world needs a test to determine if people could put up with me or not. That's probably a poor way of putting it,... ...
The What Was I Thinking?! Test
Greetings. By design or morbid curiosity, you have found my initial foray into the realm of drafting a test. Be afraid, be very afraid. So you thin... ...
The Holy Crapmonkeys, Awesome! Test
Hi! And welcome to my Holy Crapmonkeys, Awesome! Test. It's time to find out if you are as bored...ahem...AWESOME as I am. Bonus points if it's after... ...
The Could You Be My Best Friend Test
Hello. So, should you bother sending me a message? Would we get along? How much do we have in common? Find out now! ...
LMAO. For Alex.
u=puns)
Nobody cares if your puns were intended. People who point out their
puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think
you're too stupid to get it.
The Top 10 best puns of all-time?
Did
you hear about the guy who posted ten puns, in the hope that at
least one of 'em would make people laugh? Unfortunately, no pun in
ten did. Source:
http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/best-funny-stupid-puns/top-10-puns.
No Body Cares If your Pun was Intended.
If narcissism were measured in units of mass, the skulls of people
who pointed out puns would crush in on themselves in a giant black
hole of stupidity.
And I Will Smite You With Furious Anger
might seem facetious, there is often
hard truths and pertinent wisdom to be garnered from the witty puns
and satirical commentary offered there. ... - I have an important
comment about hil I think she is a REALLY NICE GIRL and I think
anyone who doesn’t like her is just stupid and f***ing ugly.
Retro Cartoon Synopsis and Reality Collide
(Puns included lmao). April O'
Neal is still quite hot, and she isn't really that stupid.
The Twang Thang
What I can't stand
is the overly cliched songs with stupid puns or lyrical hooks
(yeah, just like "all my exes live in Texas"), or stuff that has
such a pre-programmed message that it is mind-numbingly inane. Take
some dumb-ass story and some stupid puns and lay some fiddles and
steel guitar over it
Having a job and spending the money
(And I just realised that sax talk opens up a whole new
world of silly puns, I've managed "looking into" one, "squeezing
out" stuff and "sucking at it" just in one reply without even
intending to say something stupid.
Where are all the cute, brainy girls?
Granted, the short stupid ones are
everywhere cuz there aren't many people smart enough to comprehend
any ridiculously complex puns. But, to complete the comparison,
what does it take to make a joke? Pen and paper. Are we really
trying to say puns are the bottom of the slime bucket when it comes
to
morgans drunk thoughts... therion would be proud!
most importantly of
all is the lsight fact that people are just fucking stupid. they
are just fucking stupid and they dont even know it, i mean, how can
we call ... but this isnt about
celbrity jokes, bad puns on the names ivanna dickin myaas, and joe
the plumber, and sarah palin.
