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    47 / M / Straight / Nome, Alaska Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    * Being cool-headed (rather than just Cool), logical, rational, and thoughtful. Strategic and calculating. I plan everything. Not being "spontaneous" is another strike against me since most women on here want that. Well, I intend to Outlive the spontaneous dickheads.

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    51 / M / Straight / Tappan, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    They're all little girls who want to dance, drink, and showoff their phones.

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    40 / M / Straight / Toronto, Ontario, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Why no one has ever told me about honey and cinnamon for a cough?! When Mars will be back in retrograde. Why nose hair trimmers are only marketed towards men. I find it hard to believe women don't get nose vines too! Any woman can give me an orgasm, but I've...

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