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    lazzarettoe

    39 / M / Straight / Seattle, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I eat tomato this way, I feel good about it.However, when I encounter a tomato in any ... The tomato segregates all other ingredients of a sandwich into two halves.There are the components "above" the tomato, and the components "below" the tomato, and never the twain shall meet.The tomato is, in

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    Taco_Grande

    32 / M / Straight / 안산, South Korea Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes...

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    veggiesandliquor

    31 / M / Straight / Chicago, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    A tomato walks into ... at the tomato, continues to stare down the tomato until the tomato raises his voice to ask him for a beer. The bartender walks up to the tomato, and says "we don't serve fruits here.", the tomato replies "that's ok, I'm not a cannibal." The bartender then tells the tomato that

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    JohnCaleb

    26 / M / Straight / Loretto, Kentucky Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Thinking about grilled cheese and Tomato soup ... Making grilled cheese and Tomato soup

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    Unknowme

    25 / M / Straight / Campinas, Brazil Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Making tomato salad. Actually, I'm a genius of tomato salads. ... I could make a tomato salad without tomatoes.

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