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    24 / M / Straight / Søborg, Denmark Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Oh, and I've been wearing a towel around my neck since 2004. ... Well I wear a black towel around my neck to signal sci-fi geeks to come talk with me (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in case you were

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    27 / M / Straight / Smyrna, Georgia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    A towel, you see a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession ... against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel i

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    34 / M / Straight / New York, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Ok, I'll take life and the pursuit of happiness, add in money and power (Just for fun), and raise you six doses of insanity and a towel . Can't forget the towel.

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test


    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

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    The eatmorefysh does 2007 Test


    Sometimes I feel like everyone knows everything about me and sometimes, I feel like no one knows me at all. Mostly, though, I feel like its the last ...

  • The Which H2G2 Character are you? Test

    The Which H2G2 Character are you? Test


    The great Douglas Adams quoteth: "Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not ag...

  • The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test

    The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test

    by donquixotic

    Personality, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy explains, is often mistaken by lesser civilizations to be a distinction between one sentient organis...

  • Can we be friends?

    Can we be friends?

    by alli9788

    This test will determine whether the two of us could ever be that means only take it if you are actually trying to be my friend. Otherwise why even waste your time?

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