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    dragon069-4u

    54 / M / Straight / Bowie, Maryland Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Reasonably intelligent (although my boss and co-workers think I'm brilliant...lol) , sometimes funny, honest, easy to get along with. Reasonably good shape but I am no athlete...Done the marathon bit (even a 24hr marathon!) but it's not a big deal anymore. Been around the world a few times and...

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    lxpear

    26 / M / Straight / Pittsburg, Kansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    turtle ... female turtles because they're much meaner than male turtles and when you get a couple female turtles in the same vicinity they're gonna be emitting pheromones like... well, they emit pheromones like a turtle in heat, enough said.Some people might not like the smell of female turtle

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    Shikijika

    23 / F / Straight / Louisville, Kentucky Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm a turtle. ... kind of turtle who will take a turtle analogy and run it into the ground trying to explain how I'm a turtle, even though I just realized I've said nothing about myself that had anything to do with a turtle and I'm not even sure why I'm keeping this going. I'm that kind of turtle.

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    Growlin

    26 / M / Bisexual / Conway, Arkansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    One time when I was walking down the road, I found a turtle. The turtle told me to beware the wandering spirit. Later when the turtle and I were at work, this ghost came up behind me and ... Because it turns out turtle was an illegal alien and was getting above minimum wage.

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    maluturtle

    36 / F / Bisexual / London, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Some words to resume the turtle. The turtle is patient, like eat, love, and dream. The turtle often wear a brown fur but in the winter, she prefers wear black sheep fur (yes, wool).She likes rabbits and is polyamorous.Turtle is small, sweet, safe ... Well, I'm a turtle after all.

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