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    dragon069-4u

    54 / M / Straight / Bowie, Maryland Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Waaaaay too many to list but here's a sample: Stranger in a Strange Land, Lensmen series, Foundation, Tale of Two Cities, Star Gate, Star Wars, Serenity, Star Wars, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mozart, Beethoven, Strauss, Katy Perry, Journey, ZZ Top of course.

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    lxpear

    27 / M / Straight / Pittsburg, Kansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    turtle ... female turtles because they're much meaner than male turtles and when you get a couple female turtles in the same vicinity they're gonna be emitting pheromones like... well, they emit pheromones like a turtle in heat, enough said.Some people might not like the smell of female turtle

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    olympicnaplete

    28 / M / Straight / Durham, North Carolina Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Remains of the Turtle; Pale Turtle; Turtlehouse Five; Brave New Turtle; Finnegan's Turtle; A Turtle in the River; The Handmaid's Turtle; Love in the Time of Turtles; Gravity's Turtle; In Search of Lost Turtle; Tinker Turtle Soldier Spy; If on a Winter's Night a Turtle; Turtle Atlas; Naked Turtle

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    Shikijika

    23 / F / Straight / Louisville, Kentucky Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm a turtle. ... kind of turtle who will take a turtle analogy and run it into the ground trying to explain how I'm a turtle, even though I just realized I've said nothing about myself that had anything to do with a turtle and I'm not even sure why I'm keeping this going. I'm that kind of turtle.

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    Growlin

    26 / M / Bisexual / Conway, Arkansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    One time when I was walking down the road, I found a turtle. The turtle told me to beware the wandering spirit. Later when the turtle and I were at work, this ghost came up behind me and ... Because it turns out turtle was an illegal alien and was getting above minimum wage.

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