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    54 / M / Straight / Bowie, Maryland Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Reasonably intelligent, sometimes funny, honest, easy to get along with. Reasonably good shape but I am no athlete...Been around the world a few times and I'm ok with travel but it's not an overwhelming thing for me as sorta been there, done that. Lots of interests. Love to read.... I write...

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    27 / M / Straight / Pittsburg, Kansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    turtle ... female turtles because they're much meaner than male turtles and when you get a couple female turtles in the same vicinity they're gonna be emitting pheromones like... well, they emit pheromones like a turtle in heat, enough said.Some people might not like the smell of female turtle

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    28 / M / Straight / Durham, North Carolina Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Remains of the Turtle; Pale Turtle; Turtlehouse Five; Brave New Turtle; Finnegan's Turtle; A Turtle in the River; The Handmaid's Turtle; Love in the Time of Turtles; Gravity's Turtle; In Search of Lost Turtle; Tinker Turtle Soldier Spy; If on a Winter's Night a Turtle; Turtle Atlas; Naked Turtle

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    23 / F / Straight / Louisville, Kentucky Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm a turtle. ... kind of turtle who will take a turtle analogy and run it into the ground trying to explain how I'm a turtle, even though I just realized I've said nothing about myself that had anything to do with a turtle and I'm not even sure why I'm keeping this going. I'm that kind of turtle.

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    26 / M / Bisexual / Conway, Arkansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    One time when I was walking down the road, I found a turtle. The turtle told me to beware the wandering spirit. Later when the turtle and I were at work, this ghost came up behind me and ... Because it turns out turtle was an illegal alien and was getting above minimum wage.

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