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    because dogs do not talk.2. I will not talk about your goals/aspirations ā€“ finding a rich dog lover to take care of me3. I will not talk about yourself and what makes you unique ā€“ Iā€™m not unique in the least bit I am a dog.4. I will not talk your taste in music as a dog I like to wag my

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    i have a german shepherd who is my "baby" dog woof woof woof woof woof woof chases his red ball "hides" his favorite toy in his food dish wag wag wag wag wag wagI am honest, fun, and energetic

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    I'm a dog! I'm furry, and I have floppy ears, and I wag my tail a lot.

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    On another site this was my introduction, circa 2000: Insecure security guard. House-roof leaks. Brain leaks. I live with 2 Border Collies - I call them 'Border' Collies cos they owe me rent, but they cry 'poverty' to all my demands, shrugging as they turn their little furry pockets...

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    The ULTIMATE Wag the Dog Test

    by Normieniceguy

    Why does a dog wag it's tail? Because if the tail were smarter it would wag the dog. How much do you know about this great film? Are you being ...

  • The Movie Quotes Test

    The Movie Quotes Test


    What will follow is a series of 100 quotes, in their entirety. You will be given a choice of 4 movies that the quote may have come from. One is correc...

  • The Your True Breed for Dog Lovers Test

    The Your True Breed for Dog Lovers Test


    After hundreds of years of genetic modification by human selection, the wolf-like ancestor of the modern mutt has diverged into an impressive variety ...

  • The Dog or Cat Person Test

    The Dog or Cat Person Test

    by jtisaacs

    Hi! And welcome to my Dog or Cat Person Test. Some people I've dated were really "cuddly, loyal and warm," whereas others were "feisty, independent, a...

  • The Movie Dialogue Test

    The Movie Dialogue Test


    You have successfully ventured upon my own Movie Dialogue test. There are a lot of movie quotes tests on this site, but this one is unique, in that a...

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