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    whole-grain

    30 / M / Straight / Portland, Oregon Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    you've got some spice for life. Or for food. Also, I know ladies on here often discourage unimaginitive dudes from dropping lazy "daaammnn you sexy!" type notes in their inboxes. I'd just like to be clear and let you know that you are more than welcome to tell me how sexy I am!

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    RetroActive2014

    45 / M / Straight / Closter, New Jersey Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Despite what some people say, it's not true. I don't have sex with squirrels. Nonetheless, many squirrels Are sexier than several of the women on this site! And easily, far more Sociable. Likewise I will Make No Claims... To having dressed up as Luke Skywalker one...

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    justafkbuddy

    31 / M / Straight / Alliance, Ohio Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    CHICKEN..... ACTION COMEDY LETS EXPAND THIS BITCH TO FIVE HUNDRED FUCKIN WORDS A FUCKIN MINUTE TO COMPLETE ME PROFILE FASTER AND GET 40%... ILL KEEP EVERY STEP OF MY PROFILE IN HERE JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES... THIS IS A LONG ASS NASCAR FACED HUNT CHASE SAFE TOP TWELVE WORKIN AS HARD AS WE CAN 8...

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