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roses are red, violets are purple (!). I think a conversation should be mandatory in order to judge, therefore, a couple of lines won't give much about who I am. so I won't write about myself, nor about what I want, but just that fears are in our minds.

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hypocrisy; I’m open minded; I respect other’s ideas and listen to them (so I expect to be listened to, because I wait for my turn to speak); I’m witty and have a great sense of humor; I think our destiny is something we discover every day, according to how we face it, what we do and what

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The Are you Witty? Test

by DulcetDiscord

Hi! And welcome to my Are you Witty? Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine whether or not you can be witty enough to entertain... ...

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The Witty Quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer Test

by kaishabackwards

Hi! And welcome to my Witty Quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer Test. I'll be using advanced knowledge and geekery to determine how awesome/totally l... ...

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The (insert witty title here) Test

by stou1976

Allrighty, so, congratulations! You've stumbled upon ANOTHER compatiblity test. I'm yet ANOTHER person attempting to "find that special someone..." ... ...

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The how witty are you Test

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welcome to my wittiness measurement test. i'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. bwahhahaha ...

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The What Theatre Position Are You Test

by Craeft

Are you thespianic? You prefer to be on the stage or behind it? What's the average flight velocity of an unladen swallow? ...

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Wry is excellent, and as witty and funny as you'd expect. (Yes, all of my friends are witty and funny. ... Wry is excellent, and as witty and funny as you'd expect. (Yes, all of my friends are witty and funny.

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Who Would Win in a UD Royal Rumble?

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icanhelp-quick, witty, funny. Would place in top 8.HellHoleHead-Would place well, quick, witty, and pretty snarky. ... Quick, witty, intelligent.Severaltimes- Over rated. Creepiness isn't necessarily a good weapon in a flame war.Invisible_Hand-Would do well. Quick, Witty, and Intelligent.

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droll??

Comment by Idster

that I’m witty & funny & interesting and all that stuff.  Naturally, I’d much rather be witty & funny than be droll, and that’s probably why I haven’t been called droll.  <<<It seems to me that it is perfectly natural for witty people to want other witty people

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Comment by Keepiru_CO

The problem with trying to be witty is whatever you try to be witty about, there is a good chance that someone else has tried to be witty about the same thing before. If I can get the conversation started, then I can usually be witty and original within the conversation.

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Comment by Kotodateru

It's bad to call yourself witty anyway - it's better not to say it, and just ... also recommend putting something like "People say I'm witty" instead of "I'm witty" so it looks like it's coming from a better source. It highly annoys me when I see someone call themselves funny, witty, intelligent, etc.

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YOU are part of the problem: Complacency Toward the Vitriolic, Encouragement toward Trolls

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with rewarding trolls for good behaviour like witty posts or intelligent opinions? For gods' sakes, you're Christian! Doesn't your book say something about "love the troll, hate the trolling"?A good joke is a good joke. Witty is witty. ... There's a good witty not-total asshat remark!

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