I was bored, so I decided to find the person with the highest enemy percentage figuring it would be cool to know what my mortal enemy looked like. There is some guy in germany who is 95% my enemy, and from his profile he doesn't seem like someone I'd hang out with at the bar, but not horribly offensive either. He doesn't eat puppies and club seals while burning down orphanages to release toxic smoke into the atmosphere or anything like that. I was hoping to discover I had an evil twin, bent on world domination or something.
Maybe that makes me the evil one (not that I would ever do those things to puppies and orphans and the like), or maybe I just need to get more sleep and turn off the damn computer.