OkCupid.com: seeyoshirun / 26 / m / Gay / Adelaide, Australia

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Hey y'all!

Thanks to everyone who took The Beverage Identity Test. As of February2008, it's had well over 18,000 takers... enough to put it in the300 most popular tests of all time on this site. The feeling rightnow is so sweet. Thanks to all of you who sent me nice messages,too! I try to make sure to reply ASAP.

Anyway, since I had so many people ask about what the differentcategories were, I've decided to post the links here so you cancheck out all the different drinks you could come out as (I wantedto just post the descriptions right here, but they wouldn't fit inone journal entry). Remember, I couldn't fit more than 27categories - so some drinks had to get cut (for example, I couldn'tput multiple brands of beer, so I ended up just lumping it all intoone category).

Anyway, read on...

Milk
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 0 to 35

Hot Chocolate
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 36 to 60

Chocolate Milkshake
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 61 to 100

Coffee
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 0 to 35

Orange Juice
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 36 to 60

Champagne
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 61 to 100

Scotch Whisky
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 0 to 35

A Tequila Sunrise
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 36 to 60

A Cosmopolitan
Requirements:
alternative: 0 to 35
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 61 to 100

Chamomile Tea
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 0 to 35

A Berry Smoothie
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 36 to 60

Peach Iced Tea
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 61 to 100

Merlot
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 0 to 35

Beer
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 36 to 60

Pineapple Juice
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 61 to 100

An Espresso Shot
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 0 to 35

Long Island Iced Tea
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 36 to 60

A Vodka Martini
Requirements:
alternative: 36 to 60
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 61 to 100

Green Tea
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 0 to 35

Chai Latté
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 36 to 60

Eggnog
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 0 to 35
playful: 61 to 100

A Wheatgrass Shot
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 0 to 35

Ginger Beer
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 36 to 60

Sarsaparilla
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 36 to 60
playful: 61 to 100

Shiraz
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 0 to 35

A Bloody Mary
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 36 to 60

A Japanese Slipper
Requirements:
alternative: 61 to 100
caustic: 61 to 100
playful: 61 to 100

Beverage Identity Test Categories

Hello gorgeous!

Thanks for posting these. I'm pretty chuffed with my 'Berry Smoothie' :)

PS I will reply to your mail soon -- I've been in bed with flu. Poor me :(

noangel77 commented on

hey seeyoshirun, i scored the ginger beer. just had to tell you this was one of the funnest tests i've taken on this site! loved the pics of unfortunate druknen people, too, they were hilarious! well done!

adelicateblend commented on

From one Chai Latté to another - great test!

capastrati commented on

Hey seeyoshirun! Just had to complimnt you on this test, it was really well-written and the results were spot on. AND... those poor drunk souls in the pictures were hilarious!

TeaseMePleaseMe commented on

Hi! I just took your beverage test an thought your pictures were awesomely funny! I turned out to be a chai latté, and the description made me feel like i should try to taste that once. Anyway, nice job, keeep it up!

A former user commented on

Your test was more accurate than the politics test I took. Long live beer! long live Milwaukee and the upper Mid-West!

A former user commented on

BRILLIANT!

fan_since_89 commented on

This was a great test. I really like your descriptions on the results.

AlchemistCoffee commented on

Test's depth is great. I'd never have guessed I'm "Hot Chocolate," but the results were right on, so accurate. The best shrink in town couldn't have come up with a better analysis. I don't dig HC, and I like chi latte better, so maybe HC is more emblematic. Cool test. The best one I took.

gooddud commented on

haha I got Long Island Iced Tea, but the link on my page says I got beer? Weird.

A former user commented on

The Berry Smoothie was pretty accurate. I have more smoothie items (frozen fruit, frozen yogurt, sorbet, etc) in my freezer than regular meal food.