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The Dating Persona Test
The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’
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Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) |
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The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) |
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Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) |
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The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) |
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) |
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) |
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The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) |
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The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) |
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The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) |
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The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) |
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The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM) |
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The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM) |
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The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) |
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The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) |
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The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) |
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The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) |
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The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) |
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Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) |
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The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) |
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The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) |
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) |
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The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) |
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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) |
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The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) |
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The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) |
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) |
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The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) |
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Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) |
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The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) |
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The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) |
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Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) |
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Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) |
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