Staff Tests

The Dating Persona Test

By Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

Your results are in! You are...

The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

Your exact male opposite:

The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM) The Peach (RGLM)

Always Avoid:

The Nymph (DBSD)

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	The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)		The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
	The Bachelor Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)		The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
	The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)		The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
	The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)		The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
	The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)		The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
	The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)		The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)
	The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)		The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
	The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)		The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
	The Poolboy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)		The Nurse Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)
	The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)		The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
	The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)		The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
	The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)		The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
	The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)		Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
	The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)		Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
	The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)		The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
	The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)		The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)