Staff Tests

The Dating Persona Test

By Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

Your results are in! You are...

The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Your exact female opposite:

Half-Cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Consider:

The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you

Always Avoid:

The False Messiah (DBLM) The 5-Night Stand (DBSM) The Vapor Trail (RBLM) The Bachelor (DGSM)

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	The Bachelor Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)		The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
	The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)		The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
	The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)		The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
	The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)		The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
	The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)		The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)
	The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)		The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
	The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)		The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
	The Poolboy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)		The Nurse Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)
	The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)		The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
	The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)		The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
	The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)		The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
	The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)		Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
	The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)		Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
	The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)		The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
	The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)		The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)