Staff Tests

The Dating Persona Test

By Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

Your results are in! You are...

The Poolboy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You’re carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it’s not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You’re a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you’re not scoring enough—which you aren’t—you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Your exact male opposite:

The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

Consider:

The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Nurse (RGSD)

Always Avoid:

The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) The Playstation (RGSM)

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	The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)		The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
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	The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)		The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
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