Staff Tests

The Dating Persona Test

By Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

Your results are in! You are...

The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people—unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You’re experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You’ve had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you’d like, do they? The problem is you’re never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

Positive Feelings		HER
		YOU
Time

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They’re also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

Your exact male opposite:

The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

Consider:

The Sudden Departure (RBLM)

Always Avoid:

The Intern (DGSD) The Maid of Honor (DGLM)

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Check out other personas...

16 Male Results		16 Female Results
	The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)		The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
	The Bachelor Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)		The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
	The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)		The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
	The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)		The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
	The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)		The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
	The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)		The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)
	The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)		The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
	The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)		The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
	The Poolboy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)		The Nurse Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)
	The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)		The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
	The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)		The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
	The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)		The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
	The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)		Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
	The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)		Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
	The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)		The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
	The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)		The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)