science nerd with a passion for language and the arts (but won't hesitate to roll eyes at pretentious gar-bahj), video game and comic fan (15 year old boy trapped in the body of a 23 year old girl?), beer enthusiast, barefoot girl plucked from the scrub brush of florida and plopped in the red brick...

So. The last time I updated this was senior year of college. Now, I have been out of school for two years. Wow. There are about thirty different paths I could take right now, yet I'm not entirely certain which to purse. *Cue quarter life crisis tiny violin serenade* Oh, the eternal freedom-security...

Trying to convince people to go dancing with me. And usually failing. Plan B is generally a movie and dinner with friends. Just so you know, the dancing in question is generally done at industrial clubs. I like other types, but that's my favorite. The people at goth clubs usually...

a) mostly, i read things like wikipedia and pubmed. but also: vonnegut jr., flann o'brien, saki, patterson, kipling, service & crichton before he started writing like a tool. b)full metal jacket. fear and loathing in las vegas. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. boondock saints. the...

1. You already know me, or 2. You have me as at least an 85% match, you are local to me (at least within Washington, Oregon, or BC), and you think I sound like I'd be fun and interesting to know. And you don't mind that my schedule is well and truly full.

a) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy , I am the Cheese , 1984 , Brave New World , David Copperfield , West of Eden , At Winter's End , Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World , The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse , Clan of the Cave Bear and the rest of the books in that...

I'll try to keep this short and sweet. Please message me if you're all of these: 1. Single 2. Educated 3. Employed 4. Male 5. Between the ages of 25 and 35 6. Non-smoker 7. Drug and disease free 8. Like to exercise regularly and eat right 9. Politically liberal. 10. Share two or more...

Sometimes I listen to the song 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. On purpose. And I like it. Also I sing Tom Jones songs to my cat. I am incredibly picking in regards to personality, but less so when it comes to looks. Unless you resemble Jabba the Hutt. Also, FUCK SALT.

The future. Obsessively. I envy people who have a plan and know exactly what they wanna do. I just know that I wanna get a good job, get married, have babies. I also think a lot about the past, the good times, how things could be different. Food. Boys. Sleep. I obsess over little things like, was...

I am very athletic, and I enjoy just hanging out with my friends and having a good time! I'm a little shy when first introduced to someone, but as I get to know a person, I open up more.